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I Got This Link Sent In A Twitter Direct Message by @CaptureItNow aka @connectwithjeff and...

At first I was like:

WOO FREE MONEY!

Atfirstiwaslike

Then clicked to watch the video and I was like:

SPAMMER SCUM!

Theniclicked

The little message by the REALLY ORIGINAL "no spam" sign says:
We Hate SPAM! We won't share your email address with anyone!
Opt-out at ANYTIME!

So, erm, Mr. Long, what are we opting into when we submit our email address?  You have failed to tell us this.

Why do our details unlock your magic video?

Seriously, Jeff, do you think your stack-o-cash pictures, exclamation! marks, CAPITALISATION and bolding fool me?

Idiot.

Douchebag:

Fool:

Is it any surprise that his Twitter profiles are just full of affiliate links?

http://twitter.com/connectwithjeff
http://twitter.com/CaptureItNow

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I Guess There's No Escaping Christmas... Even On Twitter!

Christmas

I'd like to report Christmas for abuse!

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Marketing On Twitter... So Many Still Getting It Wrong

So you've got a business, you're on Twitter and you're auto adding people based on keyword searches in the hope that they will follow back.  Some do, some don't.  When they follow back you hit their DM inbox with a link to your product/service and you can tweet all day about your awesome things, right into their stream.  Perfect, right?

WRONG

Sure it's very low cost and due to low cost if it only works occasionally that's fine and dandy but you could and should be doing much better.  I'll ask you one simple question: What happens to spam if it ends up in your inbox?  You delete it, am I right?  I know I'm right.  The same thing happens with tweets but users are also blocking these days and enough bocks can lead to exclusion from search and in some cases an account suspension.  Great plan.  How's that working out for you?

So what's the right way?

Successful marketing is about communication so that's what you have to do.  Keyword searching is still a good place to start and with tools like Twitterfall you can even refine your search to a geographic location.  So let's say you fix thingies in London and you've set up a search that will highlight people with broken thingies in the London area, that's a perfect start but what next?  Simple, when someone in London has a broken thingy you can respond by letting them know who you are and how you can help.  It's always good to strike up a little bit of a conversation and show that a) you're human and b) that you have the knowledge to help them out.  Once you've done that they will probably ask you for more details on your service.  That's the trick, making them ask you!

So you've made a new customer and they are happy with what you've done.  They will probably now follow you on Twitter and because you made them happy they are going to tell other people.  By engaging with that person you have just extended your potential reach to everyone they know too.

Building a fanbase

So you're getting followers and making new business left right and centre.  Good work but you can still do more and expand further on this.  Now that you're building a fanbase you can start publishing information to your feed that they will find useful and informative...  No, I don't mean spamming them with links to your products but you can inform them of any special offers and/or promotions and depending on your demographic link them to things they will want to see or read.  Now would also be a good time to start a blog if you don't have one.  If you're a local business, people like to know how and what you're doing.  If you're investing into their community or taking part in something fun in the area, that's exactly the sort of thing they will want to read about.  Publishing your blog posts (once is usually enough) to your Twitter feed keeps them in touch with you on a more personal level.

Blogging is easy these days and with sites like Posterous (what I'm using right now) it's as simple as sending an email.

Just the basics

Those are just a few basic tips on how to push your business or service on Twitter but there is still more that you can do but that all comes down to your own entrepreneurial spirit and creative mind.  There are many more social media tools out there that can help you out and Twitter is a good place to be looking for them.  The most important part (and I've said this so many times before) is engagement.  Make friends with people and talk to them!  One human being to another... Just like we used to do but digitally.

Of course there are automation tools out there that can make your life easier but you're talking to human beings (mostly) and they like to know that you are one too.  If your information stream is purely robotic people will soon lose interest.

If you're looking into promoting your business on Twitter, I hope this information is of some use to me.  Feel free to comment on the post or shout at me on Twitter ( @LStacey ), I'm always happy to help if there's anything you don't quite understand or if you're struggling to make it work.

Happy Tweeting!

Lee Stacey

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Twitblock - Winning The Battle Against Spam On Twitter

With the dawning of a new TOS and tweaked ruleset on Twitter, it's evident that the spammer accounts have started to peev people off a little.  You've probably been shocked or amazed yourself at how many robotic followers you have.  Well, times are a-changing and we can all start to do something about that.  You can now scan for spammy looking accounts amongst your followers with a tool called Twitblock.

Wossitdothen?

What Twitblock does is scan your followers and give them a score based on how spammy they look.  I won't go into too many details here because it says all that on their site so there's no need for me to waste my time duplicating content just because you're lazy.  Simply put, if an account looks reasonably spam like, Twitblock will flag it for your attention and give you the opportunity to block, analyze or mark as "not spam" for each of the accounts shown.  Your clicks help towards the overall spammyness rankings of each user too which means that if a lot of people block an account its score will be higher and vice versa for thos you mark as "not spam".  Not only this but a lot of blocks will flag the account for the Twitter Gods to investigate too, ultimately leading to their demise.  How awesome is that?

Attached image "Twitblock01.jpg" (image 3) shows the top results from my first scan.  I actually ran the scan twice on account of my large follower base, removing the obvious spam accounts first and on the second run investigating the not so obvious ones manually.  Using the analyze tool as you go through is a bit of a pain because it opens a new page and when you go back it has to reload your previous results.  Definitely better to do this on a second pass.  That said, I actually found it easier to analyse the accounts manually by opening their profiles.  You should be able to see by looking at a user's tweets as to whether they should be followed, unfollowed or blocked.

Tip: As you're running through the list, you'll notice the same profile image may crop up more than once.  This is a pretty good sign that you should hit that "block" button.  (thanks @paulwebster for that hint)

Finksyooknowswun?

Another feature of the site is that you can analyse individual accounts for their spammyness.  Attached image "Twitblock02.jpg" (image 1) shows an analysis of my account @LStacey.  Make of it what you will...  :/

Unfortunately the Twitter Gods still think I'm a spammer...  You'll notice I still don't show up in search...  Oh well!  I digress...

Drum Roll Please

Anyways, everybodypeeps my final verdict is that it is well worth running this tool.  By doing so you are not only clearing out your own crap but having a positive effect on the global Twitter community too.  It's ALL GOOD!

(download)

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Twitter - It Didn't Work For Hitler And It Won't Work For You

Noresults

I am excluded from Twitter search.  Search for anything I've posted and it won't show.  I have contacted Twitter Support via their support application several times and every time, without fail I have been bounced straight to "Twitter Rules" area of their support forum and the support ticket has been closed.  Because they haven't actually communicated with me in any way I have had to read the Twitter Rules and draw my own conclusions.  Interesting that the TOS on the main Twitter website makes no reference to these so called Twitter Rules at all...

I churn follow.  Following a lot of people, some of whom follow back and some don't.  I then manually go through and keep the interesting stuff.  Some people don't like this technique because spammers also do this.  Although they are generally 100% automated and obviously only keep those who follow back.  For me I've actually found this technique really valuable and have made contacts that I would not have made otherwise.  According to the Twitter Rules, this spammer like behavior should be punished so I'm guessing this is why I don't show up in Twitter search.  The fact that I don't actually spam or have anything to sell whatsoever is neither here nor there.  I look like a spammer from a distance so I must be punished...

Based on this logic, the following must also apply:

  • We must kill anyone with a beard and rucksack, for they look like terrorists
  • Arrest anyone wearing a stripey jumper because they are obviously a burglar
  • Punish people wearing hooded tops and/or baseball caps because they will steal your Grannie's handbag
  • Come down hard on anyone with a violin case because there might be a machine gun in it
  • We must bomb the crap out of any country that may have weapons we don't think they should have
I could go on...

Come on Twitter, this is just a little ridiculous...

It didn't work for Hitler and it won't work for you.

There are many people in a similar position to myself.  Sort it out and actually do some work to fight real spammers.  You know that really isn't Britney Spears, right?

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tweetmygift.com FREE STUFF - Honestly, would you?

Have you seen this awesome site?  It's called tweetmygift.com and all you have to do to get free stuff is tweet about the site and follow those providing the gifts...

Actually, that was a lie.  It's not an awesome site and that's not all you have to do.  Sure, you won't have to part with any money but you do literally have to sell your digital soul.

Basically, it works like this:

Give them your username and password  (Not exactly a sensible thing to do under any circumstances.  They could do anything with that info at any time.)

Your account will then follow the content creators and tweet about the site.

You will then be redirected to this page: http://tweetmygift.com/all/  (yes, you can get there without giving up your password but probably only until they see this post)

That page contains links to all the content providers who will in most cases dangle more free carrots in front of you which are all yours if you sign up for more crap.  Of course I've only checked out a few of them because it's a deep linking nightmare...  As you'd expect...  And naturally, I can't be bothered and don't want to join a pyramid selling scheme no matter what you call it.

Brilliant.  Not.

So, my advice is:

Don't be so bloody stupid.

Of course it's entirely up to you.

Please feel free to spread this information around the web and follow me on twitter too.  I won't steal your password or force you to do so in order to read this article either.  I'm nice like that.

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Biz Offer - Email Scam

This is the second rubbish email scam in one day!  This one is actually pretty well written.  I'm actually quite impressed.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Jeremy Beckwith <JeremyBeckwith@aol.com>
Date: 2009/2/15
Subject: Biz Offer
To: Super Hero Lee

Hello,

I am Mr. Jeremy Beckwith a banker in United Kingdom and I have a proposal  to
discuss about a certain Dormant Investment Account of a deceased customer. My
proposition to you is to seek your consent, and to present your kind self as
the next-of-kin and beneficiary of my deceased client.

I guarantee that the transaction will be executed under a legitimate
arrangement that will protect all of us from any breach of any local and
international inheritance law. To affirm your willingness and cooperation to my
proposal please contact me through my email address below stating your info and
I will give you further details about the transaction as it will be beneficial
to all parties concerned. Please forward your details as mentioned
below.

(1) Full Name:
(2) Telephone and Fax Number:
(3) Postal Address:
(4) Occupation:

Your prompt response will be highly appreciated.

Kind Regards,

Mr. Jeremy Beckwith.


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